1. earthdad:

    when someone really cute calls you cute first


    (via alexernstblog)


  2. jackwhitevevo:

    once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

    (via megarapayne)

  3. (Source: booche, via alexernstblog)


  4. can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do

    (Source: whiteboyfriend, via alexernstblog)

  5. the-elle-word:


    My new favorite flower

    Get me this bouquet so I know it’s real

    (via alexernstblog)


  6. instagrampa:

    I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on

    (via alexernstblog)

  7. (Source: sportsnetny, via alexernstblog)


  8. jetbag:

    one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

    (via alexernstblog)


  9. lubricates:

    the worst part about christmas is having to react to presents in front of everyone

    (via alexernstblog)

  10. (Source: memewhore, via alexernstblog)